In a post made last week on the website of Game centric cable channel G4, a rumor was hinted that there would be an additional instrament controller that had so far not been announced. Of course even a hint such as this sends the internet message boards alight with speculation as to what exactly it might be. I have decieded to add fuel to the fire by offering a few of my ideas on what the new controller might be.
Recorder Hero - Relive third grade music class. Play all the hits such as Yankee doodle dandy with the new recorder controller!
Headbang Hero - A motion sensative wig lets you live out all your 80's thrash metal fantasies!
Bongo Hero - Play the bongos to terrible covers of all your favorite dentist office tunes such as Willie Nelson's "On the road Again." and The Supremes' "You Cant Hurry Love"! ...Wait forget this one. Nintendo already lamed up this idea in Donkey konga.
PVC tube Hero - Blue Man Group covers?!?
Spoon Hero - Tell all your friends to "Come together while you can. Save me..." from having to play the spoons in GHWT. (Soundgarden reference for all those of you that didnt get it)
Nose-whistle Hero - Nothing witty to say about this. the term "Nosewhistle" is funny enough.
Beets Hero - Bang on trashcans or drum on streetlights! Its Beets Hero!
Tin Can in a Echo-ey Room Hero - Now you can reproduce the same drum sounds that Lars Ulrich did on Metallica's St. Anger album
And of course, if any of these idea's come to be reality (not gunna happen, but i think i would shit a pickle if any of em did), Activision would of course be sued by some company that we never heard of that will claim Activision stole the technology to make the controller. The suit will get dropped and the unknown company's 15 minutes of fame will be over.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
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